We have shirts.
Thanks to the nice people at Spreadshirt, a Pittsburgh company that gives any idiot — and by that, I mean me — the opportunity to open up a small T-shirt shop, we have the first editions of Killer Nuts Tailgating shirts, available to anyone who wants them. Take a look:
For the ladies, in red, dark gray or black.
And for the guys, in red, light gray or black.
They’re inexpensive at $9.90 a pop, and Spreadshirt generally does a good job of getting them to you a few days. So if you order now, you’ll have yours by the Penn State game.
If you think we should add kids’ sizes or if you have an idea for another text-based design, just let me know. We’ll make it happen.
Killer Nuts Tailgating 
Well, I can’t make the tailgates, but I’m buying a shirt anyway!
Woo-hoo! I’m gonna be rich!
love them…can i get a scarlet one with “poop on joe” on the back?
I think I can do shirts with stuff on the back. I’ll take a look.
Excellent. We’ll have to order some. And it is quite a relief to know that the score 31-18 was just a bad dream. A relief to see – as I’ve been telling everyone at work – that OSU beat Bucky by 72.
Wait — some people saw a different game?
Love the shirts. Bought two already!
Outstanding! Glad you like ’em!
Of course, I want a T shirt–one in each fashion color!!!
are shirts available in white?